Sometimes I think my cats are Hobbits.
So when every nation on the planet was gathered together in tense secret meetings to discuss their plans for defending Earth against the Kaiju, who was the person who had the sheer unmitigated gall to raise their hand and say with a straight face, “what if we made giant robots to punch them a lot?”
i think they should release a fashion magazine but instead of models use cats and instead of tips on how to lose weight, tips on how to gain cats, and instead of listing reasons why boys don’t like you, list reasons why cats are more important than body shaming and self hatred
Would you call it a catalogue?
Has anyone made a videogame where you’re a princess locked at the top of a tower and have to fight your way down to ground level? Because dang.
Like, think about it: you’re given this nice little room and no objectives at all and when you open the door the guard says ‘stay in…